This is the reality I always face when it’s 2AM and I started the game at 7PM.
Fandom: Harry Potter
“They say that the sound of Voldemort’s orgasm was enough to kill 10,000 puppies.”
Fandom: Winnie-the-Pooh
“‘my name is soulja spirit buu jackson. but u can call me turtle’”
Historical Fandom: Hitler/Stalin
“Stalin told hitler this: ‘hitler, I love you forever. I want your kids now. But how would we call them,?’. Hitler, being the wise man that eh is told him “we will make it our names together. Stalin and hitler. Shitler.’. ‘oh my god!’ stalin replied. ‘that is the most romanticest thing I have ever heard!’”
Fandom: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
“It was a strong kiss like on that movie with the boaat and lenordo dicarpio I forgot its called but it was a good kiss that they liked to do and they did kissing longer.”
Fandom: Harry Potter
“‘Open your legs,’ Severus said, with all the passion of a gynecologist.”
Fandom: Harry Potter
“CHAPTER 1
Once there were these guys named alex snd they got to go to to Hogwartm and in the year that Harry Poter was in because everyone said that they were really liked the Alexs and when the Alexs went to Hogwarts Harry potter said to them “Hey you guys are rilli cool and I want your friend. Then the Alexs were friend with Daniel Radcliff and Ron and Herminonesy and they all were going to go to the big Hogball for the dance. “Hey Alexs can you go to the ball with me for a danc’ said the girls. “No I hav a date with Harry Radcliff and we are going to dance and live in Hogwarts.”
Fandom: Harry Potter
“‘Goodbye cruel world.’ The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. He closed his eyes awaiting the end.
A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed.
‘Oh shit, that’s right I’m a hat.’”
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean/Harry Potter Crossover
“And took a test lick around the mushroom shaped head. Hmm he tasted like adventure, like freedom. And strawberry”
After my other Sim died in the fire, he came back and put it out. Death has his priorities straight.